Has any of you ever undergone a stage in life where the need for ‘Someone Special’ becomes acute? If yes, you are an apt candidate for this article’s perusal.
This ubiquitous realization of the need is, in general, followed by a scrutiny of Homo sapien around you. The reason (with a high degree of probability) being, you are SINGLE!
People resort to voluminous ways ranging from completely morphing themselves into ‘The Impressive One’, to spending staggering amounts on ‘The Dress’. These eventually turn out to be nothing more than futile attempts aimed at catching the eye of the opposite (and also in many cases, the SAME) gender. Eventually, acceptance of the fact that you are single, and probably perpetually, hits home. But wait, this is not the case that holds good for most people of our college anymore! And it’s all thanks to the 13 inch beauty you are reading this article on.
Yes people, the Laptop has taken over our lives in a manner only true love can compete with. In virtually all respects, the Laptop has become the love of our lives. Think about it, who takes up most of your time in a day? Isn’t it your Laptop? Within whom do you seek respite from all your problems? Your darling ‘Lappy’, isn’t it? Who provides you with an exact match to your flavour of recreation? ‘The Lappy’!
Do you really need anyone else after all this?
For all you know, the reason why many of you don’t have a Homo sapien partner could lie in the fact that you resort to spending a ton of quality time with ‘The Lappy’. No girl/boy can occupy you sooo completely as your ‘Lappy’. And hence they deem it better for their ego, if they don’t have to compete with your Lappy for your time.
The downside of the heavenly phenomenon of you committing to your Lappy: you are going against nature’s rule of procreation.
Unless you are able to code your progeny, the ‘Robo sapien’, into existence this relationship will face a dead end. That is when the realization of the fact that you spent way too much time seeing this beautiful world through your Laptop will hit home. And nothing but utter despair at the fact that you don’t have anyone apart from your Laptop, would follow.
While yet there is time, let us all sever these ties with the Lappy to some extent and socialize without the Lappy acting as the facilitator.
